IT'S NOT ME, IT'S YOU

Hello there, I am zachparsons, more formally known as Zach.  18, New York, no not the city.  In my head, I’m a writer, a singer, someone who contributes to the world.  In real life, I bust my ass at Old Navy.  The amount of fast food I eat is revolting.

I like Lily Allen, Taylor Swift, cats, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Shakira, Sonic, cigarettes, guys with nice legs, and Nicki Minaj.

I fucking hate Adele, the creepy old men on grindr, Justin Bieber,  the GOP,  Rihanna, anything Kardashian, and anything manufactured by Apple.